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2 Dead Moles...

Well... Lisa called me at work yesterday to let me know that the Mole Lady just left (not sure if that's her business name...I just assumed it was since we called the Mole Man and the Mole Master but they couldn't come out and do the job). Lisa reported that she and the kids stood on the deck watching as the Mole Lady removed her traps and got two moles. Lisa said she plopped the grass back in the holes, grabbed the moles and her traps, and left without saying a word. Lisa waited awhile then went out front to look for her but she was nowhere to be found.

Later, when I arrived home from work, I approached the door and noticed a small paper bag and an envelope on the front porch. Written on the outside of the bag was "2 dead moles". After asking Lisa if she wanted to look inside the bag and inspect, I promptly picked up the bag and threw it in the trash... I assume the bill was in the envelope....

posted by Sam @ 5:54 AM